The Crisco probably works better because it's a natural vegetable product.... whereas vaseline is a petroleum product. The Crisco would be more healing and meld with the cock and ball skin than petroleum. Just a guess. Meanwhile, I would LOVE to be helping you with the drill, holding the sides of the tube and assisting you in anyway I can. Needless to say, rubbing in the lube and massaging any raw areas would be taken care of.
I'd LOVE to assist you, shave your crotch area smooth, oil you, and (if you allow me) I would love to just hold your massiveness in my hands. You're incredible, my friend.
What in the holy flying fuck am I looking at?! Again, what in the name oh shit am I looking at?! I guess I'm naïve… Because I'm not sure what's going on. But I must say, that's one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen in my life! God help you!